You want to hear a funny joke about a lamb?

Nah, honestly it's pretty sheep

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📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I adopted a dog from a Blacksmith...

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Overheard this handy-dandy dad joke in the supermarket...

I was cruising through the meat section and a nearby married couple were checking out some lamb shoulders that were on special. The mum picks up a roast, inspects it and deposits it in their trolley where she then notices the package had leaked a bit.

"Oh!" She says. "I've got a bloody hand!"

"You've always had two bloody hands," jokes the dad.

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📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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