What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch

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How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

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I’m hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.

But I don’t want to count my pumpkins before they patch.

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Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?

They always honor the changing of the Gourd.

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I carved this jack’o’lantern yesterday...
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What do you call a fat jack-o'-lantern?

A plumpkin.

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What is Jack-O-Lantern saying to his family of bodybuilders?

Pump kin

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What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?

Pump Kins

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern sad on Halloween?

Because he felt empty inside

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I drove by a house with a lot of jack-o-lanterns.

It was a real gourdy scene.

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What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?

Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!

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When you are carving a Jack O' Lantern, and you make a mistake. How do you fix it?

Dad: When you are carving a Jack O' Lantern, and you make a mistake. How do you fix it?

Me: Sigh What's the punchline?

Dad: You use a pumpkin patch! Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!

(He actually said it like that.)

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Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?

Because he had holes in him!!

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter

Pumpkin Pi

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How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you mend a broken jack-o'-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch! πŸŽƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armadildont
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Divided the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern today by its diameter.

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
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How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a damaged jack o lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern

With a pumpkin patch

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How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?

with a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

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