Hey guys, I started my Phd in synthetic chemistry a few months ago and I wanted to know if you had some useful advices for new PhD students :)
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
(please , please do not ACKSHUALLY me. I know that miriael sabathiel is the only 'canon' chaos sororitas but also you guys have to remember that beings as mentally powerful as astartes can fall. This sister , Tyra((aka hysteria)) starts as humble hospitalier before slowly getting into some Alice in wonderland hallucinations. This took a while as I kept starting over. Hopefully you guys like it)
+++THOUGHT FOR THE DAY; death is better than failure+++
Tyra resisted her emotions as the mechanic adepts removed her power armor. As a combat hospitalier , she always tried to save everyone... But , as anyone knows , the grim darkness of the 41st millennium doesn't always have happy endings. 49 of her order had been wiped out , nevermind a good number of guardsmen she had become friends with. Tears welled in her eyes as the tech adepts left , leaving Tyra to go clean herself. Luckily , her room happened to be soundproof. The door hissed shut , and immediately she began to bawl. Unfortunately , the emperor blessed her with a heart that does not deserve the brutality of war. Unbeknownst to her , a daemon was afoot.
Tyra was a warrior , yes , but she was still human. She still felt. And now? She felt shame. Utter horror and anguish. She tried so hard to save her friends , her -well- family. But , against the forces of chaos , things have a terrible habit of going wrong. Tyra sobbed , allowing the warm water of her shower to overcome her. Ilis. Breta. Jeny. All dead. At the very least , she had no injuries. She got hit in the breastplate with an autogun , but power armor stops that easily. A short shower , and she nearly collapsed on her bed. Tired and in grief , Tyra briefly reflected on the fact she may have a nightmare. Regardless , sleep came.
Her eyes opened , and she was in some frilly blue-and-white dress that resembled how a noble would dress their daughters. The world around her was odd ; mushrooms as tall as trees , butterflies on the wind that more closely resembled scrap metal sculptures , and other stranger creatures. The smell of fresh tea wafted over the landscape alluringly , and suddenly Tyra found herself drawn to it. In a clearing , a man was stirring a large pot with a dubious grin on his face. "Hello?" She asked. "o-? Oh! Yes , welcome my dear hysteria! Come , have a seat!" The gardener smiled as if Tyra was an old friend. She sat at the table , noticing other guests. A strange man-shaped moth , a spacemarine , and an incredibly fat
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
