I once knew a scarecrow that won an award

for outstanding achievements in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?

Apparently, he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Because was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/userunknowned
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matdave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?

They’re outstanding in their field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How did the scarecrow die?

From hay fever..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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How do you call a group of scarecrows?

Hay guys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reydeguitarra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?

A straw-berry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I put up a scarecrow in my garden the other day and it works so perfectly...

... it’s impeckable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/44pointer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I once attempted to hold a scarecrow’s hand

But found myself grasping at straws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I gave my scarecrow a raise...

His dog died, his wife left him, and he's just downright ugly. Not to mention he's never out standing in his field. I figured he just needed a win.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My neighbour put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow in his field, and it is terrifying my kids.

They must be claw straw phobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What did the scarecrow say during the garden party.

Lettuce turnip the beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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The scarecrow won employee of the month at work today

he was outstanding in the field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oSocialPeanut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delbadeaux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlightpd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"

"Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrayLaTrash
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revdown
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadDentalWork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Noble Prize?

He was (out)standing in his field

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PRousse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you hear about that scarecrow that won an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rein_Carnated
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatfletch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NofarDCohen42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinloud2015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why did the Scarecrow get a Nobel Prize

Because he was Out-Standing in his field.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was β€œoutstanding” in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kucinator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out standing in is field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nota_person
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did the farmer give the scarecrow an award?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedhubbert88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmort1996
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyonstom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imomorris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadlinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award ?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalrusNerd
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the Scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neutrinoPoint
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giomalania
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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