The red scare
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBI_03
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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While watching the elections i realized Trump was winning alot of states were Red. Guess you can say america was dealing with another.. Red Scare..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryuzaki650
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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My kid just told me she’s scared of Santa.

She’s Claustrophobic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Accidental dad-joke on my first day of being married

My wife and I ate at red lobster last night after our marriage ceremony (we're having a reception in a few weeks when all of our family and friends are actually available).

Well, my wife accidentally choked on whatever she was eating.

After she got done coughing..

> Me: Are you alright?

> Her: Yes. Fine! It just scared me. I'll be back. I'm going to run to the restroom.

> Me: Okey-Dokey-Arti-Chokey!

> Her: groans and rolls eyes

I was confused until she got a few steps away and then I said under my breath

> Me: "heh.. Arti-chokey"

I laughed silently to myself and reminded her of what I said when she got back to the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dforderp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2015
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