Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeLord12457
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)

Not what you're thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeezyClaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My kid told me he had a problem. He was afraid of the toilet, but really had to go poop.

I told him it'll work itself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchygreymatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?

"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What is the one thing fishermen are afraid of?

Getting carp-al tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OJAMZ23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...

I told him to grow a pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What are chickens afraid of?

The poultrygeist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I don't know why people are afraid of flying ?

Most crashes happen at ground level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why was the cat afraid of the tree

Because of its bark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My wife is afraid of my attention to her

Well, she's not my wife .........yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Doctor: β€œSir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards”

Me: "and?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I used to be afraid of cows.

I mooved past it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotmama1230
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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When I first started learning how to drive, I used to be afraid of speed bumps.

But slowly, I got over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they got in a fight and 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kattykat21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?

SIR RENDER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/son-of-CRABS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I’m deathly afraid of elevators

So I take steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A lot of people are afraid of heights.

Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Ranga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is corrupted.

AND?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zellerzium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Im kinda afraid of Monkeys

I'm afraid they'll go ape on me

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Why was 69 afraid of 70?

Because they had a fight and 71.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NutDealer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Doctor: I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove your colon.

Me Why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why was the panda afraid to eat?

Because he could only eat bam BOOOOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I just heard of an Alaskan who wants to visit Texas, but he’s afraid to...

...He suffers from claustrophobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why is yoda afraid of 7?

Because six, seven eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherZ1ox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferventlycavalier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.

7 was a Registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Why was 6 afraid of 7

Because seven is bigger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbstupidhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Why six is afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitandfine52
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shininglice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDistrict1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I don't know why people are afraid of flying...

Most crashes happen at ground level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.

Because Seven ate nein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I am afraid of elevators

Which is why I take steps to avoid them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentmage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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