Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
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︎ Feb 11 2021
6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)
Not what you're thinking.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?
Because he was 2 squared.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My kid told me he had a problem. He was afraid of the toilet, but really had to go poop.
I told him it'll work itself out.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What is the one thing fishermen are afraid of?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
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My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...
I told him to grow a pear.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What are chickens afraid of?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I don't know why people are afraid of flying ?
Most crashes happen at ground level.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why was the cat afraid of the tree
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︎ Feb 22 2021
My wife is afraid of my attention to her
Well, she's not my wife .........yet
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Doctor: βSir, I have some bad news, Iβm afraid your DNA is backwardsβ
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I used to be afraid of cows.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
When I first started learning how to drive, I used to be afraid of speed bumps.
But slowly, I got over it.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they got in a fight and 2021
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do you call a knight thatβs afraid to fight ?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Iβm deathly afraid of elevators
So I take steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, Iβm afraid of widths.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is corrupted.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why is six afraid of seven
Because seven eight nine
( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Im kinda afraid of Monkeys
I'm afraid they'll go ape on me
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Why was 69 afraid of 70?
Because they had a fight and 71.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Doctor: Iβm afraid weβre going to have to remove your colon.
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Why was the panda afraid to eat?
Because he could only eat bam BOOOOO!
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I just heard of an Alaskan who wants to visit Texas, but heβs afraid to...
...He suffers from claustrophobia
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered six offender.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.
7 was a Registered 6 offender.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Why was 6 afraid of 7
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Why six is afraid of seven?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 is a registered sex offender
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I don't know why people are afraid of flying...
Most crashes happen at ground level.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ May 30 2020
Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I am afraid of elevators
Which is why I take steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
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