Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HisokaLaMagician
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6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MemeLord12457
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)

Not what you're thinking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Merlin-5
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Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YeezyClaps
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My kid told me he had a problem. He was afraid of the toilet, but really had to go poop.

I told him it'll work itself out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glitchygreymatter
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What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?

"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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What is the one thing fishermen are afraid of?

Getting carp-al tunnel

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OJAMZ23
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MonkeyBrainProblems
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...

I told him to grow a pear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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What are chickens afraid of?

The poultrygeist!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/techtornado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2021
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I don't know why people are afraid of flying ?

Most crashes happen at ground level.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2021
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Why was the cat afraid of the tree

Because of its bark

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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My wife is afraid of my attention to her

Well, she's not my wife .........yet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Doctor: β€œSir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards”

Me: "and?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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I used to be afraid of cows.

I mooved past it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotmama1230
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When I first started learning how to drive, I used to be afraid of speed bumps.

But slowly, I got over it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they got in a fight and 2021

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/invertedparadX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kattykat21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?

SIR RENDER

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/son-of-CRABS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2020
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I’m deathly afraid of elevators

So I take steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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A lot of people are afraid of heights.

Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darth_Ranga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is corrupted.

AND?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_live_4_my_animals
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zellerzium
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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Im kinda afraid of Monkeys

I'm afraid they'll go ape on me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redditEATSinstagram
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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Why was 69 afraid of 70?

Because they had a fight and 71.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NutDealer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2021
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Doctor: I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove your colon.

Me Why?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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Why was the panda afraid to eat?

Because he could only eat bam BOOOOO!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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I just heard of an Alaskan who wants to visit Texas, but he’s afraid to...

...He suffers from claustrophobia

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decentname99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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Why is yoda afraid of 7?

Because six, seven eight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrotherZ1ox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2021
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferventlycavalier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.

7 was a Registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2021
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Why was 6 afraid of 7

Because seven is bigger.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dumbstupidhuman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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Why six is afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fitandfine52
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shininglice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MasterDistrict1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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I don't know why people are afraid of flying...

Most crashes happen at ground level.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.

Because Seven ate nein.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elster000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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I am afraid of elevators

Which is why I take steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_soviet_union_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/silentmage
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