It can get re-heated the next day as well
But Iran out of them
...but I prefer it in a bowl.
http://imgur.com/gallery/LVgGlW7
My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.
“No, go right ahead.” the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot.”
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
...so I told her that her mom saw a few hairs fall out of her head and freaked out.
My daughter responds, completely deadpan, "mom had rabbits falling out of her head?"
She's going to be a great dad one day.
Edit: skipped a word
While it's true, that's how I lost my job as a surgeon.
In the end, it was a safe investment.
Then again that's me ...typical gemini
only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
Her: The recipe says, Step 3: Prick with a fork to make sure it’s cooked.
Grandpa: What's testosterone?
Me: It's a hormone.
Grandpa: Have you ever heard a whore moan?
