I just bought an AirBnB for horses.

I hope it brings me a stable income.

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👤︎ u/Boiler50
📅︎ May 18 2020
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Father and daughter are staying at two stories house AirBNB and the daughter asks her father

- What's upstairs?
- Unfortunately, the stairs don't talk.

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👤︎ u/RG_PankO
📅︎ May 16 2020
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[totally true story just happened to me:] *the setup* staying in an airbnb... another guest arrives, he is a neuro-surgeon from south korea... interviewing at UCSF - I built that hosptial, so said to him

Wow, neuro-surgeon huh... I'd like to pick your brain....

He did not get it...

(those type of pun opportunities dont come to mind that often...) ((another one bitches))

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📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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Things were stolen from my Airbnb while traveling Austria, I wonder who was responsible.
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📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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My cardiologist friend had to deregister from airbnb

He decided to join doctors without boarders instead.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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Any guests at your Airbnb?

Me: Yeah, a Brazilian guy

Him: That's a lot of guys!

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📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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The card game

A few years ago, was playing a card game with my frisbee team. We were competing in a frisbee tournament for spring break, and we had discs lying all around the Airbnb we were sleeping in. After playing the first few hands, I realized I didn't know what to do with my old cards.

I asked my teammate where I should put my used up cards. They pointed to some cards lying in a frisbee.

It was a disc card, discard pile.

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👤︎ u/Phaesporic
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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