All these mirror puns
Are making me take a good, hard look at myself
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Jun 25 2017
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
ποΈ 9k
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οΈ Apr 24 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town
I could see myself working there.
ποΈ 403
π
οΈ May 20 2021
a cracked bathroom mirror is a serious issue
You need to look into it.
ποΈ 8
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οΈ May 19 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
ποΈ 26
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οΈ Apr 14 2021
I was standing in front of the bedroom mirror looking myself over, rather unhappy with what I saw. I told my wife "I feel horrible. I look fat. I'm ugly. When did my hair start retreating like this? When did this stretch mark show up? I could use a compliment honey, my self esteem is in the dumps."
She looked at me and replied "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
ποΈ 13
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οΈ May 12 2021
Every morning, I like to stand in front of a mirror and think about all the good things I've done.
It's just a moment of reflection.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ May 10 2021
My wife says I am spending too much money on mirrors
Itβs time for some self reflection
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ May 11 2021
I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.
ποΈ 15
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οΈ Apr 11 2021
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
ποΈ 155
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οΈ Feb 13 2021
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, βWill you still love me when Iβm old, fat, and balding?β She smiled and answered...
ποΈ 24
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οΈ Mar 27 2021
I often feel introspective when looking in a mirror...
It's good for self reflection.
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Mar 24 2021
I went to my dads mirror warehouse
Upon further reflection i decided to leave
I just thought this up
I hope its an original one
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
Cleaning a mirror
ποΈ 129
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
ποΈ 431
π
οΈ Jul 03 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Oct 25 2020
The best way to buy a mirror...
ποΈ 24
π
οΈ Sep 11 2020
Why do you get 7 years of bad luck when you break a mirror?
So it gives you enough time to reflect on your mistake.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
Where do mirrors keep their life stories?
In their reflection journal
No, not funny
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
I put on a blindfold to see what I would look like in the mirror.
To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Nov 09 2020
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Oct 23 2020
I was considering opening a mirror shop
But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Sep 20 2020
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
ποΈ 129
π
οΈ Jun 21 2020
I've just had a mirror fixed to my bedroom ceiling...
....so I can see my wife having a headache.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Oct 07 2020
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
Before work I look in the mirror...
ποΈ 20
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Jul 14 2020
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
ποΈ 229
π
οΈ Mar 21 2020
I looked in the mirror and realized how hot I've become
I have to stop wearing hoodies on summer.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Sep 17 2020
My wife tells me Iβve spent too much money on mirrors.
I guess itβs time for some self-reflection.
ποΈ 17
π
οΈ Aug 22 2020
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Sep 18 2020
I applied for a job at a mirror factory
I could see myself doing that
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ May 25 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
ποΈ 321
π
οΈ Feb 01 2021
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
ποΈ 49
π
οΈ Mar 02 2021
Thereβs a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Feb 02 2021
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Jan 12 2021
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
ποΈ 13
π
οΈ Feb 13 2021
Making mirrors is a job i could see myself doing
ποΈ 21
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
ποΈ 9k
π
οΈ May 22 2020
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
ποΈ 68
π
οΈ Oct 04 2020
If inspecting mirrors was a job
I couldnβt really see myself doing it
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Aug 20 2020
Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
ποΈ 21
π
οΈ May 16 2020
Working in a mirror factory,
Is something I could really see myself doing
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ Aug 21 2020
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