A list of puns related to "Parachute"
Do you get your money back?
Used once, never opened, small stain.
...you have the rest of your life to fix it.
....and I'm terrified that the chute might not open.
Last time something that big crashed onto Earth, the dinosaurs got wiped out.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
He's slowly coming around
He laughed, and I said I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation!
You'll have the rest of your life to fix it
No strings attached
Also banjo same condition
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards. He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes? The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
Is that you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Yeah, only once though.
My son burst into tears. I explained, "yes, buddy, it's sad, but they knew what they were getting into". My son replied, "I know, but it's still so sad. I mean, how many are in a brazliian? Is more than a million?"
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.
Heard from an old Jump Instructor while handing out parachutes.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a clown listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The clown asked, βHow am I supposed to know when IβΒΒm at 300 feet?β
βThatβs a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.β
After pondering his answer, the clown asked, βWhat happens if thereβs no one there I know?β
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But not twice.
They took a dive in popularity.
The commander chuckled, reassuring the solider. "We've had no complaints about them."
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
You need it to go skydiving TWICE.
The rest of your life.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
But you do need one to go skydiving twice
Used once, never opened
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Only once though
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
You need one to go skydiving twice.
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