A list of puns related to "Navy Sailor"
As one of the ships was being bombed, sailors were jumping into the water around the ship and then drowning. I made the comment, "It's weird how so many people join the navy without being able to swim."
My dad replied, "That's nothing. I don't know a single person in the air force who can fly."
I'm in the Navy, currently deployed. Happened while standing watch in the middle of the night. The food they serve at night isn't always warm...
Fellow Sailor: "Man, that food was chilly" Me: "I don't know, tasted like roast beef to me"
Commence groaning...
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