Why was the Mona Lisa being tried for murder?

Because she was framed

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👤︎ u/Kablaaw
📅︎ Oct 06 2021
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Went on the roof of the municipal court last week, and someone told me I couldn't be there.

I told them I was above the law.

(It's a joke, i didn't really go on the roof of the municipal court last week)

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📅︎ Nov 18 2021
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If you steep an innocent fish in hot water...

does it become gill tea?

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👤︎ u/jchazu
📅︎ Nov 10 2013
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Or your money back

Cracked this one on my wife and son today. "Did you know your heart has a lifetime warranty? I guarantee that it will work until the day you die."

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👤︎ u/lyonbynite
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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