A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”
If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
People were offended when I told them a joke about oil.
They did not like my crude humor. I'll have to refine it.
Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I offended earlier.
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it.
Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?
Because he was 2 squared.
I love social media, I can offend thousands of people all at once...
Back in my day, I had to do it one at a time.
Do you know what kind of shoes sex offenders normally wear?
You’re not going to offend anyone with jokes about legless cows.
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
What kind of mountains offends the most feminists?
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Why is six afraid of seven
Because seven eight nine
( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
Apparently everyone is offended by average jokes
Cos they're just too mean
Why couldn’t the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?
***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son
I'm offended too
What did the fence say when someone said something mean about him?
"That's offensive"
This is real lee getting out of hand
There's a company that offends people with adhd
It's called focus features
You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.
An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
Was so hekkin offended my bro in law put hose before bros 😡🤬
Oh, so you get offended by Slav jokes?
What do you call a convicted violet offender?
Why are people with no legs so offended by jokes
Because they cant stand it
Did you see that guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?
I heard he's on the Chex offender list.
What do you call a cow who is vegetarian?
A vegeta-bull
Edit: It’s been brought up that I should’ve said bovine instead of cow. I definitely didn’t mean to offend anyone! I literally thought this stupid joke to myself while in the shower lol
Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
So I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.
The host says, “What are you dressed as?”
I tell him, “I’m a harp.”
He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.”
I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
Why was the neighbor offended
Coz, the next door neighbor put a fence around his house
At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 is a registered sex offender
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a "six" offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, “first offender”
“No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
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