He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NRGFalcon
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Quoth the passive-aggressive raven,

"Never mind."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/klwill1192
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is..

You know what, never mind. Itโ€™s fine.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ohsureyoudo
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Passive Aggressive Hippie
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Athena123YT
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I'm never passive aggressive

unlike some people

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MattFoxx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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My dad's favourite passive-aggressive joke.

When I was a kid, I would be in the car and want a drink and not want to wait until the next time we stopped.

I'd whine, "I'm thirsty!" Dad would say, "Hi Thirsty! I'm Friday!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/emote_control
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My old English teacher used to flunk us just for not using the active voice

He was very passive aggressive

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HummelWasUnderrated
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