What’s a fish’s favorite first person shooter?
Cod.
People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.
My math teacher took away my rubber band shooter today.
He said it was a weapon of math disruption.
Where does Spiderman get the fluid for his shooters?
He gets them off the web.
Thanks loonatic8
I took a p-shooter to a water fight...
They didn't know what hit 'em until I squirted them with it!
Why doesn't Kim Jong Un play top-down shooter games?
He did once, but he could not reach the Nuclear Throne.
Policeman taking a witness statement from the waiter after a shooting at a vegan bar..
Policeman: Can you describe the shooter? Waiter: 6 feet, white male, grey shirt and a skirt made of parsley. P: Parsley? W: Yes. It was just a herb he wore.
What do you call a squirt gun with urine in it...
A piss-tol
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter....
What's another name for a harpoon fisher?
A school shooter
What sound do gunshots in a church make?
Pew pew
FPS
Let's say there was an individual that assassinated the husbands or wives of presidents by the means of a projectile weapon. Would said individual be a First-Person-Shooter?
My sniper instructor is brutally honest
A real straight shooter
I own a business where two folks jump from a plane and compete to hit the most targets as they fall to Earth.
It's called Pair a' Shooters
What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?
Salad shooter.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter
What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?
A salad shooter
