Hit Man Puns

After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.

He'd been despatched.

The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack

A weeb wacker

He didn't see it coming

He is fine it was just a soft drink

. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”

He was in pane

But he was alright because it was a soft drink

The punchline is in the title

Hoo’s on first.

Stopping his car he got out to check if it was okay.

In a stroke of good fortune the rabbit was still alive, just.

The man went into the church to see if there was anyone who could help him.

A kindly Priest saw the man and offered to help. He asked the Mab to wait a moment while he got something that might help...

... After a few moments the Priest returned with a small flask and poured the contents on the rabbit. Which hopped up right as rain!

The rabbit waved to the man, and crossed the road.

After crossing the road the rabbit turned around an waved again. After a few hops the rabbit turned around and waved again. This continued until the man could no longer see the rabbit. A few hops, turn and wave.

When the man turned back to the kindly Priest and asked him, "What was in that bottle anyway, Holy water?"

The Priest replied, "oh nothing like that. It was haer restore, with a permanent wave."

U could call me thanose.

I said "is that a fret?"

The park ranger sees this and walks ups notices it is not all that hurt. he instructs the man to take the Javelina to the zoo. A week passes by and the ranger sees the man again and notices the Javelina is with him all dressed up in a hat and bow tie. He asks the man where is he taking the Javelina? The man replies, "Well, we had so much fun at the zoo. Now we are going to Disneyland.

He was trying to norse him back to health.

He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but she really rubbed him the wrong way.

He was Justin Timberlake.

Because they are too small.

I was finishing a gig as a fortune teller and in the elevator happy to be going home. An elderly man and his wife joined and he looked at me, smiled, then asked if he could hit me. Confused I laughed and asked why, to which he replied, "I've always been told I should strike a happy medium."

I watched the guy get out of his car and I hooked a thumb towards him and said "eh.. he's out of his element."

The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.

Thank goodness it was a soft drink.

The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.

It’s alright though, it was a soft drink.