A list of puns related to "Sniper"
They’re great at range
I won't miss you!
Because he never misses her.
He misses you.
Eamonn
"I really missed him."
Because if they closed both they wouldn't see anything
They are only good with small arms.
He misses you
One can shoot but not hit, while the other one can hoot but not shit.
After a day's job a sniper comes home to his wife.
Sniper: I missed you baby
Because they are purrfect shots.
but I know she loves me, you know how?
She said she Missed Me!
Recoil.
^(totally not based on a Paladins quote oh no)
I kept missing my targets.
It was those long distance shots
He was an impressive Marxman.
He was a real crack shot!
My dad and I were arguing whether we were gonna watch American Sniper or Into the Woods. I wanted to watch the former while he wanted to watch Into the Woods.
Eventually, he started to say how Into the Woods was a better musical than what I wanted to watch. I was kinda confused and then he just said,
"How is it not a musical if it's full of violins? Ahe..he..he"
And he smirked and chuckled to himself and I am so mad right now
...turns out it was marxmanship.
Windowmaker.
A real straight shooter
He plead not ghillie.
He was the greatest Marxman I ever knew
"I won't miss you"
I won’t miss you
He misses you
He misses you.
He misses you
One can hoot but can’t shit while the other can shoot but can’t hit.
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