what do you call a communist sniper

a marxman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humblenoob76
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What did the sniper say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

I won't miss you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santosh_Devadiga
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why was the sniper's girlfriend mad at him?

Because he never misses her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarmale255
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why do snipers double as excellent actors?

They’re great at range

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How do you check if a sniper loves you?

He misses you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonie-me
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call searching for snipers in Fortnite? Hunting Rifles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkelTheMaster
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What did the sniper say when asked why he couldn't kill his target when he realized it was his long lost best friend?

"I really missed him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call the worlds most elite sniper?

Eamonn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Do you know why snipers always close an eye aming?

Because if they closed both they wouldn't see anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GelatoSilenzioso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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How do you know if a sniper likes you?

He misses you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidakris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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Why do T rexes not make great long range snipers?

They are only good with small arms.

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A loving sniper

After a day's job a sniper comes home to his wife.

Sniper: I missed you baby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FemaleHypnotist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Whats the difference between a bad sniper and a constipated owl?

One can shoot but not hit, while the other one can hoot but not shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why would a cat make such a good sniper?

Because they are purrfect shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blitz_Is_Hecka69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My Girlfriend is a sniper..

but I know she loves me, you know how?

She said she Missed Me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GivingGarden
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Snipers in NYPD should use the acronym SNYPD. reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackaroo8040
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I fought with a socialist sniper in the military

He was an impressive Marxman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryotaiku
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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What does a sniper feel when he kills someone?

Recoil.

^(totally not based on a Paladins quote oh no)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctb33391
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I lost my job as a sniper salesman.

I kept missing my targets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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A meth addict tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.

He was a real crack shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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How did the sniper get drunk even though he was nowhere near any alcohol?

It was those long distance shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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american sniper is a musical

My dad and I were arguing whether we were gonna watch American Sniper or Into the Woods. I wanted to watch the former while he wanted to watch Into the Woods.

Eventually, he started to say how Into the Woods was a better musical than what I wanted to watch. I was kinda confused and then he just said,

"How is it not a musical if it's full of violins? Ahe..he..he"

And he smirked and chuckled to himself and I am so mad right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfanta
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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I just learned what the prime quality of Soviet snipers was...

...turns out it was marxmanship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivaldibot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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Where do snipers go shopping...?

Target

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjcarron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Overwatch pun: What do you call a blue-skinned sniper who repairs glass?

Windowmaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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My sniper instructor is brutally honest

A real straight shooter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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I met an amazing sniper with dialectical view of social transformation...

He was the greatest Marxman I ever knew

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Did you hear about the sniper that went to court?

He plead not ghillie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicCooki3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What do you call a soviet sniper?

A marxman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NN111NN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What did the sniper say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

"I won't miss you"

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What did the sniper say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

I won’t miss you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rant-rant-rant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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How do you know if a sniper likes you?

He misses you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingaudino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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How do you know that a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIca
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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What do you call a Communist sniper?

Marxman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsoffire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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How do you know if a sniper loves you?

He misses you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CustomAtomicDress
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What’s the difference between a constipated owl and a sniper with a bad eyesight ?

One can hoot but can’t shit while the other can shoot but can’t hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glalahad_knb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call a Communist Sniper?

A Marxman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DededEch
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