Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
“This ain’t my first rodeo”
...is having a stable income.
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
I’m brimming with disdain for you
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
I’m gunning for you!
Dude: Ranch.
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head
The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'
"The world dosen't REVOLVER-ound you."
She said he was the lone arranger.
Because he wanted to “get a long little doggie”
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
(credit: my sister, Lisa)
What incarnation?!
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
He was the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild west
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
He was de-feeted!
They were starving hungry, and finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon.
“Look!” says one of the cowboys, “It’s a bacon tree – we’re saved!”.
He runs towards the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets.
With his last dying breath he stutters:
“It’s-It’s-It’s not a bacon tree... it’s-it’s a ham bush!”
Hes the one on the range
A Buckaroo
(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)
Got into an accident and lost his eye. The doc got him a wooden eye to fill the hole. Before the accident he was quite the ladies man, dancing with all the young ladies at the barn dances. But afterwards he never went out, just stayed at home. He knew no woman would ever want him. Finally all his buddies came by and grabbed him and took him to a barn dance. He was just looking at all the pretty young ladies, afraid to ask any to dance. He noticed the one he’d never seen before, she was beautiful. But as he looked at her, he saw that she had a peg-leg. Well, she’d dance with him. So he walked over to her and asked “would you like to dance” she replied with excitement “ would I, would I? And he replied “peg-leg peg-leg”
"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.
The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hangin'."
"The hangin'? Who are they hangin'? Anybody I'd know?"
"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.
"Never Heard of him. Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks.
"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, a brown paper vest, and brown paper shoes."
"Well I don't reckon I know anyone like that," says the cowboy. "What're they hangin' him for?"
"Rustlin'" says the bartender.
Draw his gun
To get a long little doggie.
Because he was told to get a long little doggie.
This ain’t my first rodeo 🤠
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Someone told him to get along little doggie.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Cause he wanted to get a long little doggy
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
He wanted to get a long little doggie.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy
