What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?
Why did the cowboy start making lassos?
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund?
He wanted to get a long little doggie
What did the cowboy say about the missing cattle?
What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ain’t my first rodeo.
What did the cowboy artist like to do?
The most underrated part of being a cowboy...
...is having a stable income.
What did the jealous bowler hat say to the cowboy hat?
I’m brimming with disdain for you
My brother, who’s a cowboy, always sits on the stove when he visits us.
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells “it’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
Why did the cowboy adppt a dachshund?
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
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What did the cowboy tell the guy who was running away?
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
We will find you one day, space cowboy <3 We will not lose the Opportunity...
So today I fell asleep on the toilet and my two sons love to pretend they are cowboys they saw I was asleep and they put something on my head
When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head
Me: What’s the cowboys favorite salad dressing?
A cowboy comes to his boss his ranch and says 'thats all 50 cows boss'. The boss answers 'how did you get 50? I only got 48!'
The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'
What did the psychiatrist say to the narcissistic cowboy?
"The world dosen't REVOLVER-ound you."
What did the cowboy say when he was reborn?
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
(credit: my sister, Lisa)
I asked the bank teller why the guy sitting at the next window was wearing a mask & a cowboy outfit?
She said he was the lone arranger.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Did you hear about the cowboy who wanted to be a cheerleader but couldn't because of his uncontrollable gas?
He was the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild west
Why couldn’t the cowboy walk after the duel?
Two cowboys were lost in the desert
They were starving hungry, and finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon.
“Look!” says one of the cowboys, “It’s a bacon tree – we’re saved!”.
He runs towards the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets.
With his last dying breath he stutters:
“It’s-It’s-It’s not a bacon tree... it’s-it’s a ham bush!”
Say theres a bunch of flys in a kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy?
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)
I'm directing a cowboy film called "The Sun"...
What did the Pencil say to the Cowboy?
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
What did the cowboy artist like to do?
Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
Because he wanted to “get a long little doggie”
Why'd the cowboy adopt a daschund?
To get a long little doggie.
Why did the cowboy get a weiner dog?
Because he was told to get a long little doggie.
What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ain’t my first rodeo 🤠
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Why did the cowboy get a Weiner dog?
Someone told him to get along little doggie.
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Why did the cowboy get a dachsund?
Cause he wanted to get a long little doggy
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
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