Fatherland Puns

a fox, a rabbit and a bear need to serve their fatherland, but they dont want to, so they make a plan. The fox thinks, wat if we cut of my tail, they think its a good idea, they cut of his tail, he goes on inspection, comes cheerfully back with the news that he didnt need to go in the army, then the rabbit thinks, wat if we cut my ears of, because i dont have a long tail. They think its a good idea, they cut hiw ears of, the rabbit goes on inspection, and also comes cheerfully out with the news that he doesn't need to go in the army. then they think for the bear, his tail is too short, and his ears are to short. The fox thinks, wat if we smash out his teeth. The bear thinks about it, abrees, they smash out his teeth, and the bear goes on inspectoin. he too comes cheerfully out, woohoow, i font neef to fo, i fas to fat!!!