North Korea Puns

A list of puns related to "North Korea"

Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?

Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenvoice901
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?

1 supreme liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul.

Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourchubio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greywind721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea

It was a whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

He said "I can't complain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biker_philosopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why is North Korea bad at jazz

Because they lack Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MET121212
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiddenmanna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

ShrΓΆdingers Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor β€œhow is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herotz33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?

Because North doesn't have a Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_sepi0l
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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An Ant is lying in its death bed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..

Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.

Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOne77492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....

would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwoodTheOwl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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There was this musician in North Korea... imgur.com/gallery/4p8Z5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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Mines in North Korea are called "Mines" when it should have been "Ours"

They're communists...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random-mice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?

Because they got a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agtledevyday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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I found a topless picture of North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un imgur.com/1RLYeWw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoyoucallin_pinhead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Which rapper is popular in North Korea?

Lil' Kim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgykiddoxd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Did you guys know North Korea only allows one drink size?

A Supreme Liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misker
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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South Korea is so much more inviting than North Korea.

North Korea is a Seoulless place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocsMildlyDislikeMe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Who is the best clown in North Korea?

Kim Jong-Fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Guys, did you hear about the leader of North Korea? I heard he's Il.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eclecticEntrepreneur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2011
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Til that they only serve one size of drink in North Korea

The glorious leader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Did you hear North Korea is changing their measuring system?

They are measuring in glorious litres now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/projectimperfect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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My daughter posted a story to Facebook about Kim Jong-un missing in North Korea...

I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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How is life in North Korea?

You can't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pleasenerfdruids
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why is North Korea evil?

Because it has no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXX-Jade-Is-Rad-XXX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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What’s the difference between North and South Korea?

North Korea has no Seoul...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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North Korea announced their new leader today.

His name is Kim Jong-dos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATHO_LICK_MY_BALLS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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