Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I canโt take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but Iโm sure heโd be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter itโs brought.
He said "I can't complain"
Because they lack Seoul
It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.
Heโs a Seoul proprietor.
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
She is now my Seoulmate
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
Run DMZ
Shrรถdingers Kim Jong Un
When the reporter asked the doctor โhow is Kim Jong Un?โ
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
To administer coronavirus shots
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
K-pop
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
Thereโs a Park everywhere I look!
Hey, Seoul Sister!
Because North doesn't have a Seoul
He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.
Son Ant : What is it dad?
Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.
Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..
Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.
Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.
It's the best place to do a bit of Seoul searching
would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?
She's my Seoul mate
Does he have no Seoul
They're communists...
Seoul
It's good for the Seoul.
Itโs all about Seoul
She found her Seoul-mate!
It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.
I'm determined to find my Seoul mate.
Because they got a supreme ruler.
Lil' Kim.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
About time he got on the Seoul Train
Because the North has a supreme ruler.
Credit for original in a slightly different form: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/aime9b/comment/eep6eyr?st=JR8D1J43&sh=307602be
"I can't complain" He said.
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
You can't complain.
