African Animal Puns

A list of puns related to "African Animal"

A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.

I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Went to the zoo with my family today

We saw an animal called an aoudad (basically an African mountain goat) which we believed was pronounced "ow-dad". My dad starts chuckling and I ask him what was funny. He said "That's what you said after I spanked you when you were younger."

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👤︎ u/Mr_Moneyshot
📅︎ Aug 28 2013
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