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Egyptian Pyramids Puns

A list of puns related to "Egyptian Pyramids"

Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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I bet Egyptians are suckers for pyramid schemes.
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👤︎ u/stupidsexyf1anders
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side

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👤︎ u/Ctsanger
📅︎ Jan 09 2017
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There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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👤︎ u/Paskill
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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You know what civilization had the biggest scam in history?

The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/Scabe
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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