When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.

But my mummy wouldn't let me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:

My sister walks up to me and asks: β€œAre you creating a pyramid scheme?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColinHenrichon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What do you call an ancient pyramid?

An old giza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naboing_tariq
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Pyramids belong to a really really old person

They call him Giza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmememore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christopher1295
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obvious_santa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What's an ancient pyramid builders favourite band?

The rolling stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waswas56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid

That's a huge weight off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Someone sawed the top off of a pyramid.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr048
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I bet Egyptians are suckers for pyramid schemes.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Son: Aren’t the pyramids really just squares?

Me: Yeah, but only up to a point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetinggoskrraa
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Why did the child go to the pyramids?

He was visiting his mummy! (I officially declare myself the first dad on this subreddit to make a mom joke. I have failed as a father.)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What is the worst pyramid scheme ever?

The one that never got built

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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i used to sell triangles until i realised it was a pyramid scheme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemzMusic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...

They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Archaeologists have discovered that putting the burial chambers inside the pyramids took a lot less time than previously thought.

It was literally a Tomb In It job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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The most impressive pyramid scheme was the building of the pyramids.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/first-timer-es
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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One of the Russians in my human pyramid team was recently deported.

We don’t have Oleg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why didn't Tutankhamun have a great tall pyramid?

Because he had a pharaoh heights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paskill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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So sad that the Russian guy in my human pyramid group has left...

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloepaige13
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ctsanger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Who built the pyramids?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frim_fram_sauce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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