But my mummy wouldn't let me.
My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”
They call him Giza
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
The rolling stones
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
Me: Yeah, but only up to a point
He was visiting his mummy! (I officially declare myself the first dad on this subreddit to make a mom joke. I have failed as a father.)
The one that never got built
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
It was literally a Tomb In It job
We don’t have Oleg to stand on.
Because he had a pharaoh heights.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
To get to the other side