Great Pyramid Of Giza Puns

This is legit blowing my mind ha ha

The amount of promotion they're doing for this thing is insane

https://twitter.com/hachanikarim/status/1458727630807703554

They also put commercials for it on some of our new Green Buses

https://www.reddit.com/r/arcane/comments/qp7m85/here_in_egypt_we_have_arcane_ads_on_public/

I usually expect this sort of thing in places like UAE or maybe even Saudi Arabia, so I'm happy to see Egypt is being considered in all this

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The Giza Pyramids are the only remaining of the Classical 7 Ancient Wonders.

1- The pyramid is estimated to have around 2,300,000 stone blocks that weigh from 2 to 30 tons each and there are even some blocks that weigh over 50 tons.

2- The interior temperature is constant and equals the average temperature of the earth, 20 Degrees Celsius (68 Degrees Fahrenheit).

3- The base of the pyramid covers 55,000 m^(2) (592,000 ft^(2)) with each side greater than 20,000 m^(2) (218,000 ft^(2)) in area.

4- The Pyramid of Menkaure, the Pyramid of Khafre and the Great Pyramid of Khufu are precisely aligned with the Constellation of Orion.

The Giza Pyramids align with Orion's Belt, as does the World Trade Center and Manhattan's three Egyptian obelisks erected by Freemasons. A moment at the World Trade Center depicts the three Giza Pyramids as Orion's Belt.

5- The outer mantle was composed of 144,000 casing stones, all of them highly polished and flat to an accuracy of 1/100th of an inch, about 100 inches thick and weighing approx. 15 tons each.

6- The cornerstone foundations of the pyramid have ball and socket construction capable of dealing with heat expansion and earthquakes.

7- The mortar used is of an unknown origin. It has been analyzed, and its chemical composition is known, but it can’t be reproduced. It is stronger than the stone and still holding up today.

8- It was originally covered with casing stones (made of highly polished limestone). These casing stones reflected the sun’s light and made the pyramid shine like a jewel. They are no longer present being used by Arabs to build mosques after an earthquake in the 14th century loosened many of them. It has been calculated that the original pyramid with its casing stones would act like gigantic mirrors and reflect light so powerful that it would be visible from the moon as a shining star on earth. Appropriately, the ancient Egyptians called the Great Pyramid “Ikhet”, meaning the “Glorious Light”. How these blocks were transported and assembled into the pyramid is still a mystery.

9- Aligned True North: The Great Pyramid is the most accurately aligned structure in existence and faces true north with only 3/60th of a degree of error. The positio

I'm the lead archeologist behind the most important excavation team in Egypt. Well, today I slipped on a banana peel, and in attempt to catch myself, I grabbed onto the base of the pyramid. This caused the entire structure to collapse into rubble like a jenga tower. I'm... not looking forward to the cleanup.

Edit: Wow, can't believe this blew up!! Thanks for the kind stranger!