Egyptian Pharaoh Puns

A list of puns related to "Egyptian Pharaoh"

What ancient Egyptian pharaoh never farted?

King Toot-Uncommon

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👤︎ u/Curiosity-Killed-The
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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If I were an Egyptian pharaoh...

My name would be Tootsarecommon...

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👤︎ u/jmfinfrock
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?

They're both in bread.

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👤︎ u/Highway-Amazing
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.

It was a toot and car moon.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins

This is also known as multicasking

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👤︎ u/ancientmob
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Did you know that Egyptian pharaohs all suffered from irritable bowels?

Or as they called it, toot in common.

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👤︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Which Egyptian Pharaoh had the worst gas?

King Tootankhamun

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👤︎ u/haidret
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Did you know Egyptian Pharaohs considered farting to be inappropriate?

That’s why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.

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👤︎ u/ZonieDrew
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Did you hear about a gassy Egyptian pharaoh after a bowl of instant noodles?

He was Tootin’ ramen...

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...

...Temple-pedic mattresses...

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👤︎ u/code_engine
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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My son asked me if we were related to any Egyptian Pharaohs.

I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.

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👤︎ u/MentalTrafficJam
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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Did you know they found chocolate in the tombs of the early Egyptians? It was found in the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher!
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👤︎ u/jbroderick
📅︎ Jul 13 2016
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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Got my Dad today

Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs

Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."

Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."

My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."

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👤︎ u/dogdare
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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On the subject of Egypt

Dad: Did you hear the Egyptians recently discovered another buried Pharaoh?

Me: Whoa really?

Dad: Yeah. He was found covered in chocolate and wrapped in foil. They believe he was Pharaoh Rocher

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👤︎ u/nommas
📅︎ Mar 24 2014
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/chevroletstyleline
📅︎ May 08 2019
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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