King Toot-Uncommon
My name would be Tootsarecommon...
They're both in bread.
Egypt his tooth.
King Tootsarecommon.
Because he was in The Nile
Because then he'd be Tootin'-khamun
Mummy's home.
It was a toot and car moon.
Tootingβkhamun
Toot-uncommon.
De Nile
We have the toot in common.
to the Cairopractor
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
Do they have a Tutankhamun?
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
A toot in common!
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
This is also known as multicasking
He ran a pyramid scheme
Tootnotcomin
Or as they called it, toot in common.
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
Thatβs why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.
King Tootankhamun
He was in da Nile
He was Tootinβ ramen...
He rammed everything that he sees
He wanted his mummy.
Tutan, come on.
Toot-uncommon
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
They're all mummies.
They have a toot in common.
Poo-pyrus
Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".
A pee-ramid
I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.
A long, long time ago in Egypt the Israelites were held as slaves. One day the evil Pharaoh passed a decree that no Israelite could cut the grass outside their house.
The grass grew and grew, covering the houses and making it quite an ordeal for the Israelites to go to work in the morning, which put a bit of a strain on the old pyramid building that was all the rage at the time. But Pharaoh didn't care and the edict still stood. No Israelite could cut the grass outside their home.
Eventually the elders had had enough and called upon Moses, who had a bit of a rapport with Pharaoh, being brought up together and all that jazz.
"Moses, you must convince Pharaoh to see sense and let us remove the grass from outside our homes!" they implored.
Moses nodded, picked up his staff and sought an audience with Pharaoh.
In the royal chambers, Moses approached Pharaoh. "Yes, Moses? How can I help?" asked Pharaoh.
Moses stood tall, stared deep into Pharaoh's eyes, raised his staff aloft, cleared his throat and with a booming voice said, "Pharaoh! Let my people mow!"
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?" The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
