Turrets
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I tried to pick up the navy's new mounted laser turret but it weighed more than a ton.

I thought a laser would be light.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
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👤︎ u/RuskiWafl
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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A Very Cool Pun

Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank Captain: What The Hell! Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!

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👤︎ u/Matt4307
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why did the machine gunner keep missing his targets?

He suffered from turret syndrome.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Dad-joked on Instant Messenger (at work)

My dad works in the office on the floor below me. He's been with the company for almost 18 years and is coming to grips with the instant messenger we have. This little gem popped up today;

Dad; Every time I see a castle I swear.

Me; Huh?

Dad; I must have turrets syndrome.

I close the conversation, and groan.

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