A list of puns related to "Kayak"
It’s just something I got sucked into.
Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
...are you canoodling?
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Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
I said, "I'll take either/oar."
As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.
I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Younger one says, “I t’s getting cold, can we light a fire?” The older one says“no” The evening approaches and the young one again asks, “can we light a fire?” But the older one declines. They stop for the night and the young Inuit asks if they can light a fire, because is getting very cold. But the older one says “no” again and goes to sleep. The young one sneakily lights a fire and the kayak burns down.
Moral of the story: you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Because its a Ka-YAK not a Ka-UFFALLO!
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Canoe believe it?
My uncle told us this one today...
Two eskimos are in a kayak, paddling along a river. Freezing cold, one eskimo says to the other, "hey, why don't we start a fire here in the middle of the kayak?" so they manage to get a small fire going and start to finally warm up, when the fire creates a hole in the middle of the kayak. The kayak fills with water and they sink to the bottom of the river. Moral of the story? You can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
My dad had a hearty laugh at this one.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
I said I’d take either/oar.
“I would take either/oar.”
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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