I never intended to become addicted to paddling my kayak into whirlpools.
Itβs just something I got sucked into.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe?
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Sep 10 2017
Passionate man paddling a canoe:
Some oak on the water; there's fire in this guy.
ποΈ 24
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οΈ Jul 01 2016
I accidentally walked out of a supermarket without paying for a paddling pool
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Aug 28 2017
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
ποΈ 10k
π
οΈ Dec 28 2020
When rowing I never know which paddle to use.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Jan 25 2021
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
ποΈ 13
π
οΈ Oct 24 2020
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 6k
π
οΈ Nov 10 2019
Why do I hate shopping for paddles when they're 50% off?
It's just too much of an oar deal.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Jun 18 2020
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Aug 08 2020
I ate too many rowing paddles
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ May 24 2020
When my son asked me which of two boat paddles he should use, I said:
ποΈ 36
π
οΈ Jun 08 2020
My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.
ποΈ 11
π
οΈ Jun 08 2020
During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ Jun 08 2020
I went kayaking with a friend the other day. They asked me which paddle I wanted...
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ Apr 10 2020
I had a job designing ping pong paddles...
It wasnβt very challenging. After all, it wasnβt RACKET science.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Jan 19 2020
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Nov 21 2020
I was up the creek without a paddle, so had to make one out of salmon eggs...
After that, I roe-ed my boat to back to civilization, where I share my wonderful sense of humor!
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Nov 05 2019
I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake
ποΈ 56
π
οΈ Apr 14 2019
My wife brought me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
I said, "I'll take either/oar."
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ Sep 19 2018
I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
ποΈ 17
π
οΈ Jun 13 2020
How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?
ποΈ 76
π
οΈ Sep 19 2016
Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?
ποΈ 33
π
οΈ Jun 04 2018
What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?
ποΈ 28
π
οΈ May 29 2018
We have a metal paddle for our canoe...
I told the kids it's iron oar.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ May 30 2018
Found a bargain, BOGO for paddles
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Jun 30 2017
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
It was an ether/oar situation...
ποΈ 236
π
οΈ Apr 29 2020
Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ May 10 2020
There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.
It was quite an oar deal.
ποΈ 13
π
οΈ Jul 16 2020
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 185
π
οΈ Sep 26 2019
Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 849
π
οΈ Jun 03 2019
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 76
π
οΈ Jun 09 2019
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 48
π
οΈ Jun 04 2019
A fight broke out at the Sporting Goods store over the Paddle sale.
It was quite the oar deal.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Dec 13 2019
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 33
π
οΈ Oct 16 2019
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 13
π
οΈ Jul 15 2019
Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ Jul 15 2019
Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Jun 09 2019
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 40
π
οΈ Jun 10 2019
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Jun 11 2019
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 9
π
οΈ Jun 05 2019
Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Jun 12 2019
My wife had 2 kayak paddles and asked me which one I wanted.
I said Iβd take either/oar.
ποΈ 37
π
οΈ Jul 23 2018
Thereβs a paddle sale at the boat store.
Itβs quite an oar deal.
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Jun 22 2018
βHey, which one of these two kayak paddles would you like?β
βI would take either/oar.β
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Oct 24 2018
Did you hear about the paddle sale?
It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Aug 04 2018
I can paddle a boat.
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ Aug 14 2017
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