Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off a boat?

It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagabus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?

Because he was below C-level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
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Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know β€œtuba” is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolhandhutch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashlingwilde
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?

A fjord explorer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.

Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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A scuba diver committed suicide today

He just couldn’t handle the pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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A buddy of mine wanted me to go scuba diving..

I just couldn’t fathom the idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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If I ever became a scuba instructor that did group dives...

I’d like to be referred to as the β€œwetting planner.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I messaged my grand dad a picture of a dog underwater wearing a scuba suit...

I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer. He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeOldeStonebox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.

It's illegal to DINK and dive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall back into the water from boats?

Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.

(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tootphaste
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kat_GotYourTongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raaalphs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DueceOfAce
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....

... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremeavYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"

"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?

Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.

Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I just quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.

Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artvandelay440
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?

It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jshrad
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?

Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?

If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnobCreek9year
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckledSpice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookscorbs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?

If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rollinSwan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneboii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirflow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharm_panda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?

Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckim10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Why so scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?

Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photographernate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doritomonkey130
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?

Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexy-dad-b0d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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