A list of puns related to "Pole Vaulter"
It never goes over very well
His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
The man says, βActually, Iβm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?β
During the Olympics in Rio last year, a journalist was walking through the Olympic Village, and passed a guy carrying a long pole over his shoulder.
"Hi! Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I'm German, but how do you know my name?"
He replies, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
There are two Olympians speaking to one another:
Olympian 1: Are you a pole vaulter?
Olympian 2:No, I am German but how did you know my name was Vaulter?
A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"
So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"
(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)
They're all Pole vaulters.
He asked the man "Excuse me, but are you a pole vaulter?"
The man replied "Actually I am Ukrainian, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"
βNo,β says the man, βIβm German. But how did you know my name is Walter?β
Yes I am, but how did you know my name was Valter?
At the Olympics, I saw a man carrying a long stick. βAre you a pole vaulter?β I asked.β¬
βͺβNo,β he replied. βIβm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?ββ¬
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