I think my kid’s going to be a marathoner
A clock started training for a marathon
Now everyone's mad it runs fast.
Avoid marathons where Julius or Little participate. It's dangerous to run with Caesars.
John Maynard Keynes opposed the creation of the London Marathon.
He thought we'd all die in the long run.
What happens when a Hogwarts student runs a marathon then trips and hits their head...
Did you hear about the nudist who competed in the Marathon?
A marathon runner walks into a bar and the barman says
Me to cop: "You cant arrest me.I have a marathon to run."
Cop: "Stop playing the race card."
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
I told the cop, “You can’t give me a ticket. I’m running a marathon tomorrow.”
The cop said, “Sir, that’s not how you play the race card.”
I hired a coach for an upcoming marathon. She gave me a run for my money.
Why did the fat Indian girl decide to run a marathon?
She was a very moti-weighted person.
I was going on an illegal half marathon yesterday and the cops caught me.
I have a marathon to be at tonight.
Why does the minute hate running marathons?
No matter how fast it runs, it's always 60 second...
Reason why you should take up marathon training
It will help you in the long run.
I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
Marathon runners with bad footwear
suffer the agony of defeat.
Did you hear who won the Bangkok Marathon?
Me and my friend went to a marathon..
There I saw a joke participating in the marathon.
I told my friend," I didn't know jokes could run"
He said," Its a running gag"
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
My friend must like to train for running the marathon...
Every time I want to meet him at the bar, he has the runs!
How to run a marathon:
Step 1
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What Do Gordon Ramsey's Calf's Feel Like After Running A Marathon?
My nephew does well in marathons but poorly in the 100 yard dash...
He's better off in the long run.
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
I nearly missed the marathon yesterday
Welcome to today’s Communist Marathon...
Lent is the best time of the year to run a marathon.
Because that's when you fast.
The Fast Food Marathon [OC]
What do you call a marathon for Pastors?
Why did the widow join a marathon?
Me: Sir, you can’t give me a ticket for speeding. I am planning to run a Marathon today.
Cop: Stop playing the race card.
I’ve decided never to give a donation to people collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
My son beat my neighbor in a marathon race.
He's now in custody for assault.
Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho
Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didn’t finish it.
Did you hear about the Swedish national cross-country marathon?
The winner was the first to cross the Finnish line.
I just finished Grosse Pointe Blank and now I’m putting on Good Will Hunting.
I've been practicing for marathons every single day.
I think that will help me a lot in the long run.
Have you heard the one about the guy in the marathon?
Really, you haven't? It's a long running joke
A cattle farmer has had to pull out of the local marathon.
It was due to a calf injury.
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
My friend Ty won the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but was not given the gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.
Is a half marathon, just a ...
What is a marathon for pastors called?
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