Half marathon Puns

I decided to run

So I am resting my legs lying down, and I was talking with my parents about the race. We talked about people we saw (since they were there to cheer me on) and my dad had a comment.

Dad: "You know what? I remember me and your mom saw a mom and dad, and they were pushing a stroller with a baby in it. And they were running. You know what the crazy thing was?"

Me: "What?"

Dad: The baby finished before them!"

Me: "Goddammit dad."

Talking with a friend about how she and her boyfriend ran the Disney half marathon a few years back...

Friend: Yeah, after we finished we found out that Joey Fatone finished about 10 minutes ahead of us.

M'Wife: So you could say that you were pretty NSync with him?

So the wife is looking at the TV guide, and she says "All that's on this week is marathons. There's a Law & Order marathon, a Blue Bloods marathon, a Bones marathon...".

So I say "They should have an Amazing Race marathon".

Granddaughter laughed for half a minute. Wife just groaned.

Dad: you know how Richard (my brother) is going to do a marathon in Kenya soon?

Me: yeah why?

Dad: I'm going to do a half marathon tommorow and ill finish it faster than him.

Me: no you won't, you smoke and you're unfit.

Dad: it'll be okay. I think they're called snickers now though.

Me: urghh.

Mara?