A list of puns related to "Marathon Runner"
Hey why the long race?
suffer the agony of defeat.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
Sadly, no one approved of their relationship.
In the old days no one like mixed race marriages.
"Undeterred" / "Undie turd"
...pace-maker
In the locker room we were talking about marathon runners, and our goalie says: "Yeah those Kenyan's always win, you'd be fast too if there were lions chasing you." To which I replied: "I've never seen a lion on any marathon course." One of our defensemen, who just fathered twins pipes up: "Yeah, but there are plenty of cougars."
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