A marathon runner walks into a bar and the barman says

Hey why the long race?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Marathon runners with bad footwear

suffer the agony of defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.

The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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My mum was a 100M runner and my dad was a marathon runner.

Sadly, no one approved of their relationship.

In the old days no one like mixed race marriages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSquidgster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Nearing the finish line, a marathon runner was so driven to win, that even when he pooped his pants, he continued on. When asked what he felt at that crucial moment, he replied...

"Undeterred" / "Undie turd"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_noid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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[daily jumble] After his heart surgery, the marathon runner was happy to once again be a...

...pace-maker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbirdistheword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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After a late hockey game.

In the locker room we were talking about marathon runners, and our goalie says: "Yeah those Kenyan's always win, you'd be fast too if there were lions chasing you." To which I replied: "I've never seen a lion on any marathon course." One of our defensemen, who just fathered twins pipes up: "Yeah, but there are plenty of cougars."

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