Looking for shark puns! Hoping I could get some help here.
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︎ Jan 09 2015
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why did the shark eat the ship?
...It wanted captain crunch for breakfast.
My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one this morning.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
One Shark bucks latte please
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do sharks eat for lunch?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
There are no difference for sharks in Japan.
They are all the γγ
*γ=sa, γ=me, γγ = same =shark.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call a horse swimming in shark infested waters?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call a sad shark?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What shark doesn't have any friends?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Heard a guy swimming yelling βHELP, SHARK, HELP!!!β
And i just kept laughing because i knew that shark wasnβt going to help
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Whatβs a sharkβs favorite meal?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
A shark tried eating a boat but he didnβt like it
Didnβt have enough vitamin sea
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︎ Jul 02 2020
π¦ Shark π¦!!
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Shark: Once, I had a tough fight with an octopus.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
How do sharks share memes?
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︎ May 16 2020
My family ate thresher shark for the first time yesterday. My dad took a bite and said
Look at me!!! A man eating shark!!!
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︎ Jun 01 2020
What do you get when you cross a cow with a shark?
I donβt know but I wouldnβt wanna milk it
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︎ May 17 2020
When a guy I know meets people, he says he likes to treat them to shark fishing on his boat...
He says he's gotten a lot of chums that way.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Looking for a female shark name pun
I have this weird superhero school project thing. I have the male sharks name (Finnley), but I'm struggling to think of one for a female shark.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
ViCiOuS ShArK EaTs PoOr PuPpY
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What did the shark say before getting married?
Yes I do, do do do do do do!
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︎ Feb 15 2020
What do you call the soft tissue between a sharkβs teeth?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Channel Shark News
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
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︎ Feb 15 2020
A hammerhead shark
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︎ Oct 04 2019
My jackass husband just hit me with this one. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Why do kids like βBaby Sharkβ so much?
They just do do do do do do do.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
a HAMMERhead shark!
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︎ Oct 04 2019
The Hammerhead Hammerhead Shark
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Poor Shark has a Loose Canine
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︎ Sep 22 2019
If fishing for a shark is called shark fishing, what do you call fishing for a whale?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Whatβs a shark favorite game?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
A BEAUTIFUL HAMMERHEAD SHARK
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because they would sneeze in pepper water!
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes 'em sneeze.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
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