Looking for shark puns! Hoping I could get some help here.
Why don't sharks eat clownfish?
Because they taste funny.
Swimming with sharks sure is expensive...
It cost me an arm and a leg
How did the octopus beat a shark in a fight??
Did you hear about the pregnant woman bit by a shark?
Shark has a Rott-ing tooth
Why’d the fish swim right into the bull shark’s mouth?
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
A shark got nauseous after eating a clown fish.
"Ohhh, that tasted a little funny."
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
Why did the shark eat the ship?
...It wanted captain crunch for breakfast.
My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one this morning.
A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
One Shark bucks latte please
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
What do sharks eat for lunch?
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because they would sneeze in pepper water!
What do you call a horse swimming in shark infested waters?
What do you call a sad shark?
What shark doesn't have any friends?
What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?
Heard a guy swimming yelling “HELP, SHARK, HELP!!!”
And i just kept laughing because i knew that shark wasn’t going to help
What’s a shark’s favorite meal?
A shark tried eating a boat but he didn’t like it
Didn’t have enough vitamin sea
Shark: Once, I had a tough fight with an octopus.
How do sharks share memes?
Looking for a female shark name pun
I have this weird superhero school project thing. I have the male sharks name (Finnley), but I'm struggling to think of one for a female shark.
ViCiOuS ShArK EaTs PoOr PuPpY
My family ate thresher shark for the first time yesterday. My dad took a bite and said
Look at me!!! A man eating shark!!!
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
When a guy I know meets people, he says he likes to treat them to shark fishing on his boat...
He says he's gotten a lot of chums that way.
What did the shark say before getting married?
Yes I do, do do do do do do!
Channel Shark News
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?
My jackass husband just hit me with this one. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
Why do kids like “Baby Shark” so much?
They just do do do do do do do.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes 'em sneeze.
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