What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?
Nothing. He lived in de-nile.
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Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Aligator and crocodile were once friend
They were suppose to SEE EACH OTHER LATER
but
IT'S BEEN A WHILE!
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What do you call a crocodile that is a detective?
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Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while
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A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why couldn't the crocodile get over his ex wife?
He was stuck in de Nile :(
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile
By paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while
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︎ Aug 28 2020
How do you call a grateful crocodile?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
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What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?
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︎ May 16 2020
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.
But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call a crocodile that is an attorney?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
What is a crocodile's favourite game?
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What do you call it when a man has a crocodile for a penis?
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do you call the curious cousin of the crocodile?
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︎ Dec 13 2019
My spirit animal is the crocodile
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︎ Nov 27 2019
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
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︎ Aug 05 2019
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
By paying close attention to watch one sees you later, versus after a while.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
How do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you see later the other you see after a while.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile
by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Do you know how to distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?
One sees you later and the other after a while.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile
by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Whatβs the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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Do you know how to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile?
By paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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Australian crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet!
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...
sees you later or in a while.
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Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?
But most only have 4 :)
Credit: u/kickypie
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︎ Dec 29 2019
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
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