Why do fish swim in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because they would sneeze if they lived in pepper water.

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My dad and our food

Mom: Is it me or is this fish salty?

Me: Yeah you're right, it's too salty.

Dad: Well duh, it's a saltwater fish.

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Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.

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