Barnacles Puns

A list of puns related to "Barnacles"

What did the snail say when barnacles tried to attach to him?

I’m not lichen that ...

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👤︎ u/DrYegg3000
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

You seakelp

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👤︎ u/DeanStillYeets
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?

A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl)

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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