Pig iron
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What happens if Iron man gets angry?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Iron man is female
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call an iron deficient female?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
If I put a bunch of iron in a line
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron...
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
You really shouldnβt bully people that have iron deficiency.
After all, they canβt stand up for themselves.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?
Nothing, they're both felines
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Very iron
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︎ Aug 22 2020
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call iron in the wind?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Where do iron workers live?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman
Iron Man is a superhero whereas Iron Woman is an order.
P.S : Sorry if I offended you
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︎ Oct 01 2020
My wife hates it when I iron her underpants
She always gets her knickers in a twist
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stonesβ immense power, he died!
Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Iron man is getting married
His welding is tomorrow and itβs with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.
It was a Stark realization.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?
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︎ May 07 2020
iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
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︎ Feb 23 2020
FIVE had Iron deficiency.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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︎ Jan 10 2020
The curling iron...
was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.
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︎ May 01 2020
I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...
He replied, βthatβs why I have you listen to metal.β
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︎ Jan 24 2020
I once fell into a vat of molten iron
I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Why did the iron go to a therapist?
Cuz he had metal health problems
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︎ Apr 30 2020
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried
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︎ Apr 12 2020
If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
I had a job at the iron and steel mill...
but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
What is Iron Man without his suit?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!
Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.
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︎ Aug 02 2018
So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?
To decrease the materials being used.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Have you heard about Iron Man's new woman sidekick?
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What happens if Iron man gets angry?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Your mother is iron man. How do I know?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Iron man should be played by a woman..
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?
Yes. It's a ferrous wheel
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︎ Aug 24 2020
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency. Me: How do you know?? I just walked in!
Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkled.
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