Apparently, they are a real pain in the neck.
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... and as you can see, they were Wright
I told her she would roux the day.
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
He has a lot experience working remote
But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
The frame was remarkable
...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.
Sounds like a stretch to me.
To minimise casual tees
Suture self.
How else am I going to keep my stories straight.
He really keeps me on my toes.
She said no, just above the knees.
He was in de-nile
But I didn’t! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book will lecture me.
But my wife insists it's for Dyslexia
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
I said "NO! IT MUST BE A TYPE-O"
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
I told her she is my favorite ding-dong.
I just don’t see it.
I think that’s a stretch.
So I yelled back "Then how did your foot get in there!"
He says “My campfires are better, man.”
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
But my only way to work is broken down, and I just can't bring myself to tell him.
Because they want to keep their spirits up.
But sometimes, it’s really hard without her.
She called me a massage-anist.
So thats a turnip for the books.
And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of £40.
So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone’s Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.
So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!
Nobody expects the spanish intro mission
What a bitch.
It's set in its ways
He wouldn’t techno for an answer.
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
I said, “Sorry. I don’t follow.”
"Fine," i said. "Suture self."
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
Suture self.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
