Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?
She wanted the task manager
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︎ Mar 20 2021
A White House Staffer Almost Walked in on Press Secretary Jen Psaki using the restroom.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Sebastian Vettel told this joke today in the press conference before the Monaco grand prix
There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.
He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."
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︎ May 19 2021
A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Why did the popcorn want to press charges?
Because it was a-salt-ed!
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
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︎ Sep 28 2020
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Press F
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.
I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I got sad while reading a story about a deer who died from a hydraulic press...
It was very deer-pressing...
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.
It makes cents if you think about it.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Why was the Press Secretary hard to understand?
She wasn't McEnany sense.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I asked my husband to please press pause
and he did so on our dogβs paws
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︎ Aug 16 2020
It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.
I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.
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︎ May 06 2020
Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Press any key it said
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︎ Oct 30 2019
French Press [oc]
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︎ Oct 25 2019
First recorded coronavirus patient name was leaked to press.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
French Press
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︎ May 18 2019
I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
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︎ Jun 18 2017
I was doing the bench press at the gym the other day...
I just had to get some things off my chest.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
My best friend wanted to vent to me about his inability to perform a proper bench press in the gym... I told him to get it off his chest.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Name idea for buttons you can press on your computer to get around programs faster.
imgur.com/ZR5eGBg
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︎ Jun 17 2016
The press found out their is a secret vegetable garden in the White House.
The White House leaks made headlines.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I just saw a man bench press 2000 lbs.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
I wanted to bench press more.
I asked my coach if he could weigh in on the issue.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I set a personal record for bench press today.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
If someone ever throws something at the President of the United States during an important press conference with other world leaders, what should you scream?
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken coin press?
It didn't make any cents.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?
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︎ Feb 25 2016
Doctor doctor, when I press on my arm it hurts, when I press on my leg it hurts even when I press on my chest it hurts.
Ah, the doctor said, I see youβve got a broken finger
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︎ Jul 21 2018
What button does the Naval admiral press to launch the submarine torpedo?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
Cleaning out the french press is...
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︎ Jan 14 2017
20 pound bench press 2 plates a side
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︎ Nov 07 2014
How do fish press buttons?
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︎ Jun 12 2017
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ May 28 2020
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why did Karen press Shift-Control-Escape on her PC?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del
She wanted to see the task manager
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?
She wanted to see the task manager
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