Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
If someone ever throws something at the President of the United States during an important press conference with other world leaders, what should you scream?
DONALD DUCK!!!
Dug this up. Not a joke in the classical sense, but this was my dad's excuse for not watching Obama's sudden press conference a few years back. imgur.com/vXMId
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, “it’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”
(Credit to Brian Regan)
Wife was watching CNN...
She said she was watching Governor Cuomo hold a press conference.
I said "oh, yeah? Cuomo esta with him?"
The orange fruit company is in trouble
We haven't been able to extract the problem yet, but there will be a press conference shortly
TIL A Ben and Jerry's employee fell into the chocolate coating vat last year
The company held a press conference to announce he's been completely covered.
