What do you call a commanding officer whose briefings always put you to sleep?
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
Boxers cause a brief chase
Did you hear about the farmer that just got sentenced for killing his neighbors cow?
After a quick investigation, the Prosecutor was able to turn it into a brief case.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?
Because she was a shooting star.
What's a lawyer's favorite kind of underwear?
Briefs, but sports writers love boxers, and special forces soldiers go commando.
The teen was mortified when his mom brought up his underwear at dinner
It was a brief conversation
Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?
When a japanese warrior gives you a brief overview of something,..
..does that mean he's samuraizing?
When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.
She said: “Not tonight. Period.”
I went on a tour of an underwear factory once.
It wasn't very long so my time there was brief.
The name for the drawer where I keep my underwear?
The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..
I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.
Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag
My brother lost a brief argument to a dad joke.
Bro: A bike's the only thing you can drive without a license.
Dad: That's not true. What about a hard bargain?
What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Whitey tighties?
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
Do 99-year old men wear boxers or briefs?
Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
What did the lawyer wear to his next case?
A brief history of time pieces
During the early days of Catholicism there was a huge uproar about the pocket watches that the elite class started carrying to tell time.
The conservative religious leadership at the time determined it to be heresy.
They rounded up anyone wearing watches made by the prominent inventors and burned them and their heretical time pieces.
They were considered some of the most beautiful watches ever made by man but now it is believed that none exist. Although, many historians and collectors still look for them.
Some people just want a watch the world burned.
"Aslan, where are you going with that brief case, and why are you wearing a tie?"
A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
I told my dad he shouldn’t over wear his briefs
He says, that’s not possible they’re underwear
Newegg customer service rep reminded me that there was a brief survey at the end of the call.
I responded, "Sorry ma'am, I only wear boxers."
after a long sigh "Very well sir.. have a good day."
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
Well in a nutshell, it is an Oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do old people prefer boxers or briefs?
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?
In a nut shell, it's an oak tree.
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree
Do you wear boxers or briefs?
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