I said "I recognize Judo"
Then he told the story of how he went to Home Depot and bought the biggest screw he could find just for that joke
False Flag.
It was a little condescending.
Crest toothpaste, of course.
I probably should have told her about the new electric fence..
Microwaves
They/them
Nothing. They just waved.
He must’ve been at deaf’s door.
....a microwave.
It was a tiramisunami
Nothing, it just waved
They Tide!
cos sine waves are different.
It's called a Microwave.
It was trident tested
They didn’t say anything; they just waved.
It hertz
It can't help itself- its dipolar.
A "Hi, steaks!" operation.
...Hurt me more to write it than it did for you to read.
In addition to his handiwork he has a really cool hidden talent. It’s almost like a superpower. With just the simplest gesture he can turn anything scalding hot. We call it the Mike Rowe wave.
Poor Amber waves her grain
Microwaves
A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people. Tonight, I was at a friend's house for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many Jack Daniels and then went onto the Bailey's. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at my friend's house, and took the bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was on the bus, they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I’m not even sure where I got it from...
Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
[refracted]
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
then I already know sine language!
It waved goodbye.
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
Because it doesn't know the words
A microwave.
Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
Because the land doesn't wave back.
