How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
Audi, partner 🤠
How do German breads greet each other?
They say - Gluten Morgen!
How do Australian Bidets greet each other?
B'idet mate!
How does a nurse greet a mother about to give birth?
Labor & delivery at your cervix!
How does a senior manager from Texas greet his superior? /r/Big4/comments/jroq6k/h…
Do you know when Chinese greet each other, they always ask about their knee?
Knee how?
How does Yo-Yo Ma greet his neighbors in the morning?
Chello!
Alternatively:
What is Yo-Yo Ma's favorite dairy dessert?
Chello pudding!
My 9yr old came up with: How do you greet someone who is laughing quietly?
With ‘a low ha’ (aloha)!
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
Howdy Neigh - Brr
I don't greet people at night
I make hey while sunshines
How does an Optometrist in Australia greet his patients?
Good eye, mate
How do you greet a rapper who barks?
What's up dowg.
What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?
Haudi
How do you greet a stinky Australian?
B'day, mate!
This joke failed in r/jokes I want to see if you all have a better sense of humor.
How do Celiac Germans greet eachother?
Gluten-tag!
Kid: spells 'greet' with an 'a'. "Did I do good on this?"
Dad: "No, you did great!"
How do Korean onions greet each other?
Onion-haseyo
How do bees greet each other?
With a hive-five.
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
Is to say “Hygiene!”
How do robins greet other birds in adjacent trees?
Howdy, neigh-bird!
How do you greet a pig with Parkinson’s?
“What’s shakin’ bacon?”
How do toys in gangs greet each other?
Yo-Yo!
How do German Shepherds greet each other?
Guttendog
My friend uses his new iPhone to call people and greet them...
It's really "hi!" tech.
How do Tectonic Plates greet each other?
They shake lands! Hahahaha
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
If a cow died and went to hell, who would greet it?
Moocifer.
How do lightbulbs greet each other?
They say "Watts up?".
How does the German baker greet his customers ?
Gluten Morgen
How does the German baker greet people?
"Gluten tag!"
I don't greet people at night.
I make hey while the sun shines.
How does the German baker greet his customers?
Gluten tag!
How do two German Bakers greet each other?
Gluten tag!
