What cult is the hardest to get into?

Difficult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marns28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What is the hardest cult to join?

The diffi-cult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammad5271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I considered giving up my honey business and joining a cult

But I'm just not a bee leaver.

Edit: Thank you for the award, friend!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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There is a cult where they don’t believe in using coins.

Sounds like a bunch of non-cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WordenYarmouth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I read a novel about a cult that sacrifices books

It was a real page burner

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The three members of the *cult*ery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/griefingnukeboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor

I told him they will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamiestonee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...

I said... you’ll be mist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Don’t join dangerous cults.

Practice Safe Sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound

God Damnit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Before starting a cult, be sure to consider the following
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rublex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.

It’s called the Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why did the accountant join a cult?

Because he found their compound interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwayne_jetski69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I heard about a cult that worships the number zero.

Is nothing sacred?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flipester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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What’s the difference between a cult classic and occult classic?

About 1000 years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFruigle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?

Urine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverb352007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why can't you get out of a sex cult with R.Kelly?

Because once you're in urine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ezpzbtw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What do you call the leader of an elven cult?

Elrond Hubbard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolutelee123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What do you get when you cross a blood sucking arachnid with a moon worshiping cult?

A lunatic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MicroMatrixx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What do you call a cult that’s hard to get into?

Diffi-cult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucaKasai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I always wanted to join a cult..

but after hours of searching for one in my area, I had no success, so I finally found it difficult..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ian_Str8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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I joined a cult that doesn't let us have high self esteem

I can't believe how good I feel

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What would you call a secret cult of sex maniacs?

Illumi-naughty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2015
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Know why cults and groups living off the grid are always being investigated?

That's the power of compound interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/programminggeek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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What cult is the hardest to get into?

Difficult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwzNk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Don't join dangerous cults.

Practice safe sects!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Which cult is the toughest?

Difficult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extruderalert
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why can’t you get out of a sex cult with R. Kelly?

Once you’re in, urine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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